Glasgow energy. Global mischief.

The world needs
more cones.

A Scottish joke with a passport. Discover playful mini-cone merch and our vision for an AR quest that puts a digital cone on the world’s landmarks.

Physical merch. Digital ambitions. Absolutely no statue climbing.

ConeQuest hero
Inspired by GlasgowNext stop: everywhere ↗

New brand. Clear ground rules.

More laughs. No damage.

Permission before placement.

Leave every landmark as you found it.

One joke. Two ways to play.

Small cone.
Big main-character energy.

From desk-sized mischief to a camera-roll adventure, ConeQuest is built around making the ordinary a little less ordinary.

01 / The physical side

Pocket-sized
punchlines.

Our merch direction starts with soft, reusable mini cones: gifts for your funniest friend, desk accessories, and props for permission-friendly photos.

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02 / The digital side · Planned

Point. Cone. Share.

We’re building toward a free AR experience: point your phone at a statue, add a virtual cone, and make your next travel photo a little more Glasgow. No physical placement needed.

03 / The global side · Our vision

Your city. Your quest.

City challenges, creative filters, and a future Cone of the Week spotlight. Edinburgh, London, Paris, New York: the plan is playful exploration, not public-property pranks.

Bring the joke home

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Take the joke further

Less ordinary.
More ConeQuest.

Find a little mischief for your desk, your next gift, or your next photo. Keep it playful. Keep it respectful.

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